World's Ugliest Film Critic.

 A friend of mine runs a movie-related site over at www.thedurs.com and every so often me and him get together to see bad action films.

 We tried to do a video on the subject once before, but it rapidly descended into a two-hour filmed rant about action cinema that was too big to release, but recently we got together to discuss the trailer for upcoming Schwarzenegger effort "Sabotage."

 I have to say, it's its own unique kind of hell to see yourself on camera for extended periods.

 Robert Burns once lamented that "if only the giftie some power would give us to see ourselves as other see us," but then Burns didn't live in the Youtube age where he actually could see himself the way others do. If he did he'd be startled by how hideous and mis-shapen he was compared to his own over-flattering mental image of himself.

 Turns out that I'm all teeth and a giant, melon head, a scraggly beard and a slouchy posture that makes me look like I have tits. I'm also a giggling nerdy dick with a slight lisp.

 With all that said and done, and my self-esteem at a crushing low, I still think the video we came up with is entertaining, so here it is.

 And for those of you who have had to look at the lumpen, spud-faced horror that is me for so many years, I can only apologise.

 (I'm on the left.)

 http://thedurs.com/sabotagett.html